Srsly?!

I swear everything shitastic always comes my way. Man I must have been terrible in a past life or something. Really unhappy right now.

I dat girl, I dat girl, I dat girl!

Hey, did I miss the Red Carpet?

I can autograph those wallets,

Anytime, any place, anyway...

I’ll be looking at only myself,

Watch me,

Alcohol makes me obnoxious,

And I’ll always love the gossip.

I always have a big smile,

Want more tattoos now.

Forever wearin lip gloss,

All the boys want me topless.

You will always find me talkin.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..

I am poppin.

She got spark and her name N.

Attitude like a bee sting.

It’s fate, you need me in your life.

You should see my curls, they sparkling.

I be a rock star, check out my groupies.

Look at me in my dress, I could star in movies.

And when I strut this thing around,

Everybody be breakin into a sweat like,

"Who dat girl? Who dat girl? Who dat girl?"

I ain’t got riches, but I got passion,

Even when I look awful, cameras be flashing.

And when he see my butt, he go off like a hound,

He wants to sin, turn into a wreck like,

"Who dat girl? Who dat girl? Who dat girl?"

Hey, they wanna know why I got so much game,

They wanna know can they get some.

They ain’t never gonna own my throne.

Shawty is what he call me and me is the only one.

Fun, fab and stunnin, I’m the one.

I get kissy, should’ve told ya that.

This is my theme song, bringing in the stacks.

Little Kama, knows my boy such a happy man.

A little quirky, bringin some oldies back.

Like damn, can I see some Elvis tags?

All shook up, get a little crazy when

I hear all these oldie jams.

Record some shit

On my handycam,

My life is a canvas

The movies should record my madness.

Rock star, all of that badness

Boys acting like fanatics.

I be a rock star, check out my groupies.

Look at me in my dress, I could star in movies.

And when I strut this thing around,

Everybody be breakin into a sweat like,

"Who dat girl? Who dat girl? Who dat girl?"

I ain’t got riches, but I got passion,

Even when I look awful, cameras be flashing.

And when he see my butt, he go off like a hound,

His body wants to sin, turn into a wreck like,

"Who dat girl? Who dat girl? Who dat girl?"

Ooh ohh ohh
Look at me
Ooo ooo ooo
I wanna show ooh ooh
"Who dat girl? Who dat girl? Who dat girl?"

I are!

DD for Hire

Since I have decided to drink only once a month, unless on vacation, I plan on being a dd a lot. That should be fun. Sometimes you get the best stories from being the only sober one. I like this.

This week instead of exercising I have been doing house chores. Today I can hopefully get started into dancing or running for 30 minutes a day. It doesn't really burn that many calories, but I am just sick of being so lazy. I hate that. Being tired and run down from full-time school and a full-time job for two years made me need a month of sleep. Since I decided to take a hiatus from school, I have just been so lazy. I need that to end now. At least last week I walked to the bayou rather than driving. I live downtown, that needs to be an everyday occurrence, not an accomplishment. So yeah..

Party tonight, should be fun.

how awesome we are on the daily.

Today
 Jordan Anthony:
10:53am
Tequila is not vodka.
I had two mixed drinks last night. And then passed out.
Nicole Ann:
10:53am
fuck. neither is whiskey. i am making a fucking oath right now to vodka.
and wine.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:54am
Like!
 Nicole Ann:
10:54am
just no hard liquor but vodka.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:54am
Vodka is good to us. More or less.
 Nicole Ann:
10:54am
it is better to us than other liquor.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:55am
Most def.
Leighton Meester is the girl I'd go straight for.
 Nicole Ann:
10:55am
wine is fun sometimes. but it's like fuck i am still drunk and already have a hangover.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:56am
Wine gives me headaches most the time I drink it.
 Nicole Ann:
10:56am
what about britney? i have been listening to britney since 7am. so for a good four hours now.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:57am
I think I'd sleep with her, but don't know if I'd date her. I'd sleep with her than get us in by being her gay best friend or something.
Plus, her and I would end up like Sid and Nancy.
 Nicole Ann:
10:57am
sounds like an awesome plan.
maybe i could be her pa. i know how to conrtol the crazies.
 Jordan Anthony:
10:58am
Yeah dude, you'd keep that hoe on a leash.
Tied down and sane. Which she needs.
 Nicole Ann:
10:58am
this convo is going on my blog.

Bummer

It's sorta sad that no one even wants to try to be nicer to each other on the first work day of the year. geesh.